Funny SMS Text

1-When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!

2-I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.

3-He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

4-I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

5-You know what I pray to God everyday in the morning that everyone gets a friend like you. Why should only I suffer?

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6-I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!

7-Those innocent eyes..Those kissable lips...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?

8-Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

9-im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

10-If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat

11-A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

12-it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think
- teabag

13-U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

14-UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

Funny SMS Messages

Youd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Funny SMS Messages

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

Last night, my dad and I were talking in the living room about the future.

We were talking about life and death.

Funny SMS Messages

He said to me: “Son, don’t you ever let me live in a vegetative state, depending of machines and fluids in a bottle. If you see me in that state, please unplug and destroy all the devices and fluids that keep me alive, because I rather die!!”

It was then when, filled with admiration, I unplugged the TV and computer, trashed his blackberry, and flushed away his whisky.

In my dream:
We climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way, I was tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD told me "cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai
Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai

Friendship SMS Message

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, 4get me not.

Friendship SMS Message

Roses can shy, Rivers can dry,

U can 4get me, How can I ?

Day's by day's week depart,

Week's by week's month depart,

Month's by month year depart,

But my friendship with U will never depart.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

A friend is sweet when its new.

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is U.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like U!!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!

Friendship SMS Message

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

If I were 2 be anything in this world?. Id be UR tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in UR heart, born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips

A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said : please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die.

True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

I have seen angels in the sky? I have seen snowfall in July? I have seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.

If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us, U can take the 1st step 2 get near me & I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.

Never 4get old friends. They R hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER.

The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr. It comes when U Part ways & U Realize that despite the distance, the friendship is still there...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Friendship SMS Message

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Funny SMS Messages

Every night as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Funny SMS Messages

Ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?

I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!

Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

?i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in Ur ear "PAY THE BILL

Funny SMS Messages

I have a confession to make

ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u

every night i see u in my dreams

and find myself shouting

GHOST GHOST

U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already

FUNNY SMS TEXT Messages

Q: If a devil catches Ur wifr, wat wud u do?

A: U can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.